Defining Moments

Do you remember all the fun we had… Partying until the morning light… We would drink and dance the night away… Or until we would get in a fight… It was never really my fault… I just drank a little more than I should… But I guess it happened more than once… And I’d wake up in a strange neighborhood… One time I lost my panties… No idea where they must have been… It’s a wonder I never ended up hurting myself… Considering the predicaments I usually got in… It great you found your husband… And started having all those kids… For me, I’m still out having fun… But too often I end up on the skids… I guess I’ll grow up one day… And start living a wonderful life… Or maybe I’ll just keep drinking myself… Into becoming a drunkard’s wife… We all will find someone who loves us… Though it may not be the original plan… For the meantime I’ll just sit here… And get as drunk as only a bum can… © 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

  Fly, my son… Spread your wings… See the world, first hand… It’s yours for the taking… If they tell you no… Ask them why not… Better yet… Don’t ask him anything at all… Fly, my son… Spread your wings… You don’t need anyone’s permission… It’s yours for the taking… You have the same rights… We are all truly equal… Don’t for one minute… Think you are less than anyone else… Fly, my son… Spread your wings… Open your mind, your imagination… Control your own destiny… Don’t give them your power… Do your own thing… Be curious… Seek knowledge… Fly, my son… Spread your wings… Fly, my son… © 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

There are certain times in life… When a woman meets a strong man… She wants nothing more than to feel alive… In that special way that only he can… When the opportunity finally presented itself… She jumped and made him aware… That she wanted to have everything he could possibly offer… As she ran her fingers through his curly hair… She allowed him to totally control her body… Handing over the keys to her feminine power… He touched her in a way so that all of her stars were aligned… Creating the perfect meteor shower… It doesn’t always happen… But when the timing presents itself… Allow yourself to receive all he wants to give… And leave your boy toy on the shelf… © 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

We’re both alone… The musics playing… Let’s take advantage… I’m just saying… The night is young… The stars are bright… Let’s get together… And dance all night… I’m here for you… Come dance with me… I’ll say it again… Come dance with me… It’s your choice… To stay at home… You could wait all night… For him to call on the phone… But I’m here right now… And I’m ready to dance… Why wait any longer… Let’s take a chance… I’m here for you… Come dance with me… I’ll say it again… Come dance with me… Stop wasting your time… For the phone to ring… Why waste a perfect song… Come do your thing… Let’s make you smile… And have some fun… Why wait for him… He may not be the one… I’m here for you… Come dance with me… I’ll say it again… Come dance with me… © 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

I’m only nine… But she looks so fine… I wish I had the nerve… To touch that curve… Would it hurt so much… For me to slowly touch… Am I a bad boy… To think of her as my toy… I feel a sudden urge… I just want to surge… What’s all the commotion… To want to rub her with lotion… My tingling boner… Wants to totally own her… Is it a mortal sin… To want to put it in… Would Sister Mary disapprove… If I made my move… Will I go straight to hell… If on top of her I fell… Will my excitement go away… If I start to pray… I’m only nine… But she looks so fine… I wish I had the nerve… To touch that curve… ©  2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

It’s going to be alright… Our government is in charge… We have absolutely nothing to worry about… As long as we keep paying the surcharge… They can’t seem to fix the Covid… They can’t stop the opioid addiction… They can’t solve the rising crime rates… They can’t stop their power grab affliction… They can’t stop the black on black murder… They can’t stop the housing shortage… They can’t stop us from losing jobs to China… They won’t pay my rental property mortgage… It’s going to be alright… Our government is in charge… We have absolutely nothing to worry about… As long as we keep paying the surcharge… They can’t seem to stop teenage suicide… But they support the professional sports plantation… They can’t stop the middle class from going into poverty… They seem bent on ruining our once great nation… They ignore that not all Americans get healthcare… They ignore that our children can’t read… They ignore that our farmers can no longer grow crops… They ignore that our senior citizens are liv...

Lest we forget… When the government said… Climb in the rail cars… Soon you’ll be dead… It’s ok, you can trust us… The government knows what’s best… Go ahead, take the shot… Soon you can rest… Just trust the science… We’re smarter than you… The government won’t discriminate… Whether Christian, Muslim or Jew… So go on and climb aboard… We’ll take care of you now… Go ahead, trust the politicians… It doesn’t matter anyhow… ©  2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

She’s coy but she’s funny And her red hair likes to curl… She sidesteps all my advances… She’s my left-handed girl… She eats her red beans and rice With Tabasco hot sauce… While she knows that I’m enamored I’m letting her be the boss… She has the figure of a dancer… I would love to give her a twirl… She sidesteps all my advances… She’s my left-handed girl… While she doesn’t really try She looks perfect in her clothes… Will she ever fall for a guy like me Time will tell, but who knows… While I know that she’s cautious… Will her butterflies ever unfurl… She sidesteps all my advances She’s my left-handed girl… ©  2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice