A Snowball From Sal’s



When my chips are down

And I’m feeling blue...

My car has a flat 

And da rent is past due...


My wife just left me

And she took my dog...

My thoughts are all confused

Cuz my head’s in a fog...


While I won’t be lonely

Cuz I know plenty of gals...

But all I really need

Is a snowball from Sal’s...


A snowball from Sal’s...

A snowball from Sal’s...

All I really need

Is a snowball from Sal’s...


When da fish aren’t bitin’

But da mosquitoes are...

I forgot to pay my tickets

and dey just towed my car...


My kids don’t call me

Unless dey want money...

I enjoy writin’ poems

But no one really thinks dere funny...


While I won’t be alone 

Cuz I got plenty of pals...

But all I really need

Is a snowball from Sal’s...


A snowball from Sal’s...

A snowball from Sal’s...

All I really need

Is a snowball from Sal’s...


© 2020 Jeffrey Pipes Guice

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