Lucky Dog

Don’t be a meanie…

Buy that girl a weenie…

I got ‘em six inches fat or twelve inches dat…

Come on sweetie, what’s your measure…


Don’t be so groggy…

Buy that girl a doggie…

I got ‘em thick and juicy, just for you Lucy…

Come on gorgeous, try a New Orleans treasure…


What’s with your demeanor…

Buy that girl a wiener…

I got ‘em thick and hard, perfect for her backyard…

Come on darlin’, what’s your pleasure…


© 2021 Jeffrey Pipes Guice


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